Celebrity News:

Oscar winner Marisa Tomei gave us a lesson in The Three Steps to the Perfect Arrival at a Chichi Manhattan Event last night.

Step one: Make sure pretty dress isn't riding up, and get, uh, driver to help if necessary. Step two: Bitch-out event escort for talking "bulls**t" all the time. Step three, of course: Smile cheerfully for the camera after little snark-out.

Marisa made her stinky appearance at the launch party for DKNY's Delicious Night fragrance in the West Village.